An Amusing Birthday Poem

A sincere thank you to all of you who sent me birthday wishes over the last week. I am taking the liberty to share one of the more amusing notes, a delightful poem written by a devoted slave and aspiring footstool ;-) who had a recent opportunity to serve Me:

Monday After a Session with Princess Shahrazad

It's Monday morning, the welding sparks fly
The machines scream, the supervisors shout
Buddy looks at me, screws up one good eye
"What the fuck are you smiling about?"

The scene replays in the eye of my mind
Her voice wraps around me, a silken jewel
i kneel in silence, Her Highness behind
Excitement of Christmas, last day of school

Thereupon, the transformations begin,
The sofa's a throne, Her cane now a wand
Shame becomes peace, fear's now comfort within
How can i thank Her, but embrace the bond?

Why do i smile, Bud, does that interest you?
If you only knew, if only you knew.

- t.

Another Year Wiser?

Ten days until my birthday on the 19th. A nice little self-indulgent countdown for you:

10: The number of seconds of CBT it takes before a slave looks up at Me pleadingly for mercy.
9: The number of minutes I continue inflicting said CBT before I reconsider his condition.
8: The average number of dirty things that I am thinking about subjecting you to in any given moment.
7: The number of hours I would have to enslave you to accomplish such things.
6: The average number of times a submissive begs me to allow him release.
5: The average number of times that I refuse him.
4: The number of millilitres of cum that said submissive is forced to consume in order to be permitted the aforementioned privilege.
3: The average number of tries it takes to convince a tight rear to take my fist.
2: The number of minutes that it takes a submissive to realize that he actually really likes that fist.
1: The Supreme Mistress, Her Majesty Princess Shahrazad!

Kinky Thought of the Day

"I have fallen to my knees unable to rise, what kind of trap is this? What kind of chains have tied my hands and feet? It is so strange, so wonderful this helplessness of mine." - Rumi

En Francais...

Ok, ok, last trip for awhile...I am just an insatiable travel bug in addition to being an insatiable Mistress (a penchant for intrigue and adventure I suppose)! I will be stomping around the south of France tracing the lineage of Mary Magdalene with a wonderful group of women. Session bookings will resume from October 6 straight on into the holidays...send Me your request for a spot in October via email if you like.

Please note that due to the overwhelming number of projects that I am now involved in to further my vision of sexual healing and development for all who seek it, My time is generally speaking somewhat more limited than it has been in the past. I am of course still offering and enjoying live sessions - there is just a bit less flexibility in terms of when I can fit you in. When you send in a session request, if at all possible, give Me a few potential session times.dates so that I can find a spot that works for both of U/us.

Whips and kisses,
Her Majesty Princess Shahrazad

Apple for the Teacher??

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See you in September...

I am travelling from Aug. 26, 2010 until Sept. 6, 2010 inclusive. It is highly unlikely that I will have an opportunity to respond to emails during that time. If you would like to book a session after September 6, please send Me an email with your prefered dates and times and I will get back to you after the 6th.

Whips and kisses,
Her Majesty Princess Shahrazad

Modesty Blaise - My Long Lost Twin?

So I was told today that I am the splitting image of the 1960's British comic book character Modesty Blaise. Apparently, her partner in crime Gavin calls her "Princess". Who knew?