Another Year Wiser?

Ten days until my birthday on the 19th. A nice little self-indulgent countdown for you:

10: The number of seconds of CBT it takes before a slave looks up at Me pleadingly for mercy.
9: The number of minutes I continue inflicting said CBT before I reconsider his condition.
8: The average number of dirty things that I am thinking about subjecting you to in any given moment.
7: The number of hours I would have to enslave you to accomplish such things.
6: The average number of times a submissive begs me to allow him release.
5: The average number of times that I refuse him.
4: The number of millilitres of cum that said submissive is forced to consume in order to be permitted the aforementioned privilege.
3: The average number of tries it takes to convince a tight rear to take my fist.
2: The number of minutes that it takes a submissive to realize that he actually really likes that fist.
1: The Supreme Mistress, Her Majesty Princess Shahrazad!